Buoy Don’t Float

Now that I got you reading…and expecting something juicy, here is my secret:

I can’t draw curly braces.

Yes, I said it. You left nipple, ‘{’, and you right nipple, ‘}’. I don’t like you guys. Especially in stats, which is basically all my classes. It’s getting annoying because all I do in class now is practice drawing curly braces in the margin.

Oh, I also dislike most all fruits and cucumbers are my worst enemy.